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23 February 2015

IL INFERNO DI DANTE OF DA 21ST CENTURY PART I

INFERNO

Yo sup bitches, i'm dat muthafuckin' Dante of da 21st century. Now i'm gonna re write my muthafuckin' holy scriptures on dis muthafuckin' technology of da 21st century. As yo guys have known, Divina Comedia divided into 3 muthafuckin' parts, Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso. Now i'm gonna write da Inferno yo, but dis is 21st century, so i'm gonna write dis Inferno da other way, not in poem or epic form, i will just type it without cantos yo, also in da language of today's generation would understand. And i use English coz i'm not sure if today's generation would understand da muthafuckin' Tuscan. So bitches please pay attention to da muthafuckin' text.

07 February 2015

No need caption

Now i'm going to write something about my life.

Uninspiring one and usually plain, commonly done and lots went in vain. I'm a man standing like a light of a candle, did so much dancing and plenty of denial. I don't know why i'm going to write these, while i still feel like stumbling between mist. One day i saw an old lady rubbing her hair on a rocking chair, i got jealous to her smile which came every once in a while. I don't know why can't i be happy like that, probably because my kind is quite bad. These simple stupid pointless shitty rhymes have fucking gone pretty bad undone, so shut the fuck up cause my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

The hell is that?

The hell happened?

YO WHAT'S UP YO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOIN' YO, I'M FUCKING FINE IF YOU WONDERING YO.

03 February 2015

Ice cream is also fine

I completely aware of everything's existences around me. I know that i've been surrounded by plenty of other colossal things for my whole life. I know that there are a lot of things which were able to crush me to the bones only in a split second. But i do nothing to those and i keep staying on this comfort zone without doing any meaningful effort to join those big leagues, i just keep disappointing people, i'm still waiting for miracle to happen and i'm sick of it but i can't do anything. I just don't really know where i am, and i still don't know where to go.

I've been walking down the tunnel for my entire life and after all these years i still haven't seen the light at the end of it, even i haven't seen the end of the tunnel either. I don't know how long i should shamble through this tunnel. I don't know where this tunnel will lead me to. I don't know what kind of long road should i pass through in front of me. This tunnel is much darker than any human has ever imagine. I don't know where to go.

30 January 2015

Suicide note

Good evening everyone, tonight i'm going to be more serious than usual, i want to share some problems of mine because i can't keep it on my own. I don't ask for solution, i just need someone to hear my thoughts, but that is also one of my problem, no one wants to hear me, and if there someone who is, they usually not truly listening. So i will just write it down here, at least i can release the problems inside me so there will be someone who knows what is happening.

I don't usually share my private life to everyone so i don't really know how to start it.

Okay i can do it, but i beg your pardon if there would be any kind of disturbing word you don't like, i'm not really good at picking words, yeah you know that i barely speak to people so, i'm sorry.

It all started approximately 4 and a quarter years ago.

26 January 2015

Has not been given a title yet

I'm not really sure how to start it.

I just hate to not be able to do anything to change something i can't stand, and at this point, i'm as brittle as a baby, baby Hercules. Nah fuck that i just don't know what to do and i really want to write after seeing the statistics' difference of yesterday's views against today's. I got 118 yesterday and guess how many views i've got now? 5....


5 ya bitches 5

Yeah even if i no longer intensively write things on this blog but the difference of the amount annoyed me more than it should, i mean how the fuck could this such kind of thing happen? But i'm trying to be as positive as a test pack, i'm seeing things from whole different way, i'm trying to look at the good side of things. The way to be positive on this case is, i probably living in a well-appreciated society right now, i hope i am. And if i do live in one, of course it's about the good people around me, i thank you very much guys, hope you all read this till the end of this post, trust me you won't regret the time you waste on reading pointless shit i will write.

Just keep scrolling.


Trust me.

25 January 2015

YO SSUP BICAZ

Hello bastards, i know it has been a long time since the last time posted on this shit, i just want you to know that i'm still alive and i still remember the password of this shit. Yeah i know it's pretty sad to remember that it has been a pretty long time since the last time i posted on this shit, i just want you to know that i'm still alive and i still remember the password of this shit. And then i will tell you how sad i recall the last time i posted on this shit, i just want you to know that i'm still alive and i still remember the password of this shit. And so on.

I've started to loose the hell of writing world and i feel pretty bad, i'm not even sure that there would be someone who is going to laugh when they read my recent writings like me myself when i read my old posts until this very second. Yes i know that i have lost my ability to entertain through this media because yeah it has been a pretty long time.

02 July 2012

26 April 2012

Ujian Nasipadang

ALHAMDULLILLAH
UN UDAH BERES
(sekedar curhat, jempol gua masih dalam masa pemulihan abis kena ambeyen gara gara ngebuletin ljk)


SEMUANYA DOAIN NILAI GUA BAGUS YA, INI KENAPA JADI CAPSLOCK GINI?, GUA JUGA KAGA TAU.

semuanya yang gua pernah lakuin di smp itu bertujuan buat UN, dan kaga nyangka masa smp berakhir secepat ini (nangis pake backsound lagu iwak peyek). Masa masa smp berasa cepet banget, yah karena emang cuma bentar, padahal banyak cita cita yang belom gua capai di smp (nangis kejer, ganti jadi lagu smash-ahh), cita cita besar yang belom gua gapai diantaranya:

-nginjek nginjek lantai 4 sampe rubuh satu gedung
-ngebakar ruang komite biar spensa gratis
-bikin kantin sendiri di ruang guru
-nyukur rambut pak feri
-masukin buntelan sikat wc ke idung pak hasan
-ngejitak elok
-nyabutin kumis pak wahyu pake pinset satu satu ampe abis
-mindahin roller coaster dufan ke ketek pak budiman
yang terakhir
masuk 10 besar sekolah (nangis gegulingan pake backsound lagu wali-cari jodoh)


cita cita yang terakhir itu emang sesuatu yang mungkin buat orang orang tipe indira dan kawan kawan itu cuma tantangan segede jigong kobra, tapi buat gua itu susahnya kaya ngejilatin trotoar satu bogor. Kalo aja temen temen satu sekolah mau ngebantu gua sekali aja, gua pasti udah langsung dikasih ninja 250, gua pengen temen satu sekolah sekali aja, ngejelek jelekin hasil ulangan masing masing, jadi gua rengking 1 sekolah, tapi itu #ngimpi


beralih dari cita cita, gua pastinya sedih banget buat ninggalin temen temen smp gua, dimana mereka yang selalu ada kalo gua butuhin, temen itu benda padat (kebawa bekas dibaledog buku fisika) yang kaga bisa didapetin dari cuma sekedar duit. Temen kaga bisa dibeli, temen kaga bisa dijual, kalo dikiloin pasti mahal, misalakan kita ngebandrol harga Rp.50.000 per kilo kaya daging sapi, lu bayangin berapa duit yang elu dapet kalo elu ngejual salman, tapi hidup tidak seperti itu, buat gua temen tetep kaga bisa dijual berapapun harganya selama masih dibawah 20 rebu.
gua kaga tau kenapa gua pengen ngepost ini (sebenernya tau), padahal kalo temen bukan cuma sebates waktu satu sekolah, tapi sampai kapanpun #sikasiksikasik, gua pengen ngucapin selamat tinggal buat atmosfir smp, karena waktunya udah dateng, gua harus memasuki tahap pembukaan 2, 2 jam lagi keluar bayinya.


gua harus ngucapin selamat tinggal ke spensa karena

SMANSA UDAH NUNGGU GUA






aminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ya allah


(tapi kalo kaga masuk meleg amat ya gua udah kepedean)


ya, yang diatas bukan gua bermaksud sombong atau takabur, tapi itu cuma sebatas doa dan mimpi gua

karena semua berawal dari mimpi
-HITAM PUTIH-


yak, intinya gua cuma mengharapkan doa dan restu dari orang orang yang rela gatel gatel lidahnya gara gara ngaminin doa gua, buat yang udah ngedoain gua atau cuma sekedar ngucapin amin dari semua yang gua impi impikan, gua ucapin banyak terima kasih ya




gudbay

wasallam

05 April 2012

amin

di hidup sebenernya berusaha itu nomor satu, tawakkal nomor dua, dan es duren nomor tiga. Tapi di hidup gua berusaha itu gampang digeser sama tawakal dan es duren, jadi berusaha itu terakhir terakhir aja. Gua sadar gua itu perlu usaha buat ngeraih semua yang gua tuju di idup ini, gua yakin elu semua pasti pengen jadi orang sukses, gua yakin elu semua pasti mau masuk surga, gua yakin elu semua pasti pengen dapetin segala hal yang elu mau, tapi dunia kita ini bukan dunia jin botol yang segala ada segala bisa, semua harus kita usahain dan berdoa.

ya, pembukaan yang kurang normal dari orang berotak kacang garuda kaya gua, tapi gatau kenapa oh kenapa gua pengen nulis kaya gitu, gua tiba tiba pengen jadi motivator kaya mario ozawa gitu, tapi sebenernya gua cuma kaga punya ide buat ngebuka posting, jadi golden ways aja dah.


sebenernya gua tuh mau nyadarin diri gua sendiri kalo gua itu bukan di situasi jaman jaman tk sd yang kalo megang tete cewe itu kaga bakal kenapa napa, tapi gua udah mau UN dan kalo gua megang tete cewe yang pasti gua digaplok. Gua tau kalo gua udah mau kelulusan, masa masa smp udah hampir beres, dan gua harus mempersiapkan diri gua buat UN dan mendaftar ke SMA, tapi apadaya harry potter dan batu bertuak udah terbit, gua tetep orang yang pemales, gua kaga bisa dibangun pake gemblengan mental segala macem, gua mungkin sadar kalo udah kena gembleng gir, gua pemales dari ujung bulu ketek sampe ujung kulon, gua kaga tau artinya belajar dan belajar itu kaya gimana, apa dengan baca artikel porno juga belajar?, bukan, itu lain. Setau gua belajar itu kalo kita dapet ilmu yang bermanfaat, jadi gitu lah. Masalahnya kapasitas otak gua cuma segede upil semut, jadi kalo baca buku bentar aja mata gua udah kaya meledak ledak kena granat, gua baca 10 menit yang ada ketiduran, gua kaga tau gimana caranya orang kaya kakak gua bisa betah baca buku ampe mimisan, jadi di posting ini gua minta doa elu elu semua buat masa depan gua yah, kelak doa kalian akan dibales sama suksesnya gua AMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN.


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gua sadar semua kesalahan yang gua buat tapi namanya setan ya serem. Gua tau gua bakal gimana kalo gua gagal di sekolahan, gua tau bakal gimana kalo gua kaga dapet sekolah yang tepat dan gua tau kapan satpam keliling komplek.



akhir akhir ini gua sadar kalo blog gua ini kaga bakal bisa bediri sendiri (rada nyasar ini topiknya), blog  ini butuh gua sebagai kakinya #asik sama kaya hati gua yang butuh diri lu sebagai nyawanya #ASEK sama kaya diri gua yang butuh diri lu sebagai alasan hidup gua #ASEEEEK dan kaya calon nilai UN gua yang butuh gua sebagai segalanya #tai.



jadi inti dari post ini semoga gua sukses

22 March 2012

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